Category: Not really, but…

Announcing Amazon Undertaking:  Plot-free body disposal. Just slip the body into the prepaid liquid-proof body-gram mailing bag, seal the E-Z-Peel Liner, and schedule a convenient pick-up time and location. Perfect for those untimely deaths. Forget funeral services and the associated funeral home costs.  Modernize your loved ones final exit experience without wasting away your precious…

In an effort to better support users engaged in extreme physical activity, Go Pro announces their new go anywhere camera the Go Pro Nasal.

They’re planning to merge the European and Mexican Currencies.  They going to be releasing a new 5 dollar bill tentatively called “Cinco DeEuro”

More and more headlines are touting Solar Energy as the next great source of unlimited and cost-effective energy to help feed our seemingly insatiable national and worldly thirst for more energy. Although it seems, at fast glance, that Solar Energy is the Holy Grail of cheap, unlimited, and clean alternative energy, the untold truth is…

Your generous donation to the IFTCO (International Fuck Those Children Organization) helps an American Child living in poverty by redirecting funds given to save impoverished children in other countries and giving them, instead, to needy families and children in the United States. For every dollar you donate, 2 dollars are taken from international aid organizations…

Über’s return to south Florida seems to be profitable enough that they may soon be offering a new service using submarines to shuttle fares under local warterways.  The new service will tentatively be called “Über Ünder”