Vacation in the Bamahas!! The vacation spot for dyslexics.
Category: Wordinary
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Word play
Shouldn’t “bashful” mean destructive?
Politically Correct?
Does politically correct mean I’m better than you?
Can’t call a black a nigger or say kike for Jew.
Can’t say dot-head or Pollock but shit-head’s OK?
To be politically correct it just can’t work that way.
Can’t say retarded anymore, no matter how you use it,
but to say mentally challenged means you might confuse it.
Developmentally challenged, do you think they care,
but idiot or stupid or moron is fair?
What happened to our language and the way we spoke?
Our freedom of speech has just gone up in smoke.
The earth is overheating and there’s people in pain,
but elected officials would rather play their game.
The founding fathers would turn in their graves
to see how broken government is today.
We can get things done, but the government can’t
and that’s part of the reason that I wrote this rant.
Republicans and Democrats they keep wasting time.
Being politically anything – now that’s the real crime!
Books I’ll never write…
The Difference Between Nooks And Crannies: An Expose’ of English Muffinology
South Florida Road Names: A Guide to Street Name Multiplicity
At Odds With Even
Breathing through the other side of your head
Breathing for Dummies
Rocket Science for Dummies
Brain Surgery – A Layman’s Guide
The Global Warming Cook Book
Cooking with Lead
Cooking with Pepper-Spray
Drawing with the Left Side of your Ass