Books I’ll never write…

The Difference Between Nooks And Crannies: An Expose’ of English Muffinology

South Florida Road Names: A Guide to Street Name Multiplicity

At Odds With Even

Breathing through the other side of your head

Breathing for Dummies

Rocket Science for Dummies

Brain Surgery – A Layman’s Guide

The Global Warming Cook Book

Cooking with Lead

Cooking with Pepper-Spray

Drawing with the Left Side of your Ass