Announcing Amazon Undertaking

Announcing Amazon Undertaking:  Plot-free body disposal.
Just slip the body into the prepaid liquid-proof body-gram mailing bag,
seal the E-Z-Peel Liner,
and schedule a convenient pick-up time and location.
Perfect for those untimely deaths.
Forget funeral services and the associated funeral home costs.  Modernize your loved ones final exit experience without wasting away your precious time or money.